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Agnes Chronicles

We have an excellent weekly local paper titled the Coastal Rag. It provides great local information plus advertisements masquerading as news items. It does not print 'bad' news (suicides go unnoticed, for example) nor strain the reader with editorial views. 

As balance, I do a monthly news report which is wonderfully biased, totally editorial, brickbats and bouquets dispensed at my discretion for actual service rendered or mangled. Agnes Chronicles reflects purely my own interests and opinions from first hand experiences. 

Sometimes I expose the soft pink, sweet smelling underbelly of the 'Agnes and Ecstasy' of living here. Other times,  I strip bare the hilarious shenanigans of the great unwashed pot-smoking old and young 'scrubbers' who think they know everything because they have lived here since before there was electricity or a sealed road, learned nothing in the ensuing years and believe they have the God given right to rob blind the new comers who are stealing their paradise.

Author's Note: If you are planning to live here, then do read the back issues - eyes right.

July 08 Enviromental Terrorism

June 08 A Recycled Life

May 08 Joining the Glad. Bag

April 08 Arty Farty Matters

March 08 The Invasion of the Poles

February 08 The Great Deluge

December 07 Christmas & the Princess

October 07 Adventures with Prudence

September 07 The Other Heaven

August 07 Locals prepare for Spring

July 07 Warm hearts & Frozen Feet

June 07 High rollers comin' to Town

May 07 Sizzlers & Fizzlers

April 07 Justice Prevails

March 07 Preview

February 07 No Digital TV in 1770

January 07 Damned Dunes

December 06 Wise Men Wreck Havoc

 

Earlier Issues

November 06 to September 05 are listed in the right hand column on this page

 

 

 

 

   

November 06: Wanna man with a hamma! Now! Read more>

 

Festival Stage

May 06: Festival Time at Agnes 1770 .. Read more >

runner on track

April 06: Is this fitting? Read more >

army recruitment poster

March 06: A tale of the one that got away Read more >

 

playouse group

February 06 : Agnes Water forms the endeavour Amateur Playhouse whilst elsewhere ..
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Dr Death

January 06: Dr Death's legacy lives on - it happened to us ..
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jelly fish

December 05: Killer jelly fish attack the beaches ..
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swimming pool

November 05: Aquatic Community Pool soon a reality?
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Ocean view NOT

October 05:'Get Agnes Water an Ocean View Committee' formed...
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September 05:Mystery underground force ....
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chair

August 06: A Vision of things to come..? Read more>

horse

July 06: A retrospective of our first year in Agnes Water Read more>

man

June 06: Agnes Water 1770 over-developed? Read more>